Why I Won't Be Eating Turkey on Thanksgiving

So today I came across my first turkey since coming to China...

And from a different angle...

Now does anybody question me for giving up my hopes of a turkey dinner here for Thanksgiving?  Yeah...I didn't think so.  In fact, the only question I think we really should be asking is, "what exactly is wrong with these turkeys?"  Any guesses?

Zaijian,
Learn Chinese:  Neo Rho Mian-Beef Noodle Soup (The pinyin is Gary spelling of course).
Gary